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Speaking in Small Tongues

An oil trader and an Old Etonian with a genius for PR, was Justin Welby the worst Archbishop of Canterbury since Thomas Arundel?

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Last Days of Soho by Francisco Garcia
Loving the Nineties by Miranda Sawyer
An Ugly Business by Olympia Campbell
Down at Daymer Bay by Clive Martin
The Kids Are Coming up from Behind by Drew Lustman
The Grantham Anthem by The Fence
In the Shadow of the Mountain by Natalie Berry
Day 1,509 in the Big Brother House by Gary Grimes
Off the Box by Stephen Smith
Splendide Mendax by Ralf Webb
The More They Feel, the More They Buy by Clive Martin
Over the Hill and Far Away by Lauren Bensted
A Load of Bollocks by Bron Maher
Down on the Farm by Claudia Cockerell
Icarus Also Flew by Ella Fox-Martens
The Buddha of Siberia by Miles Ellingham & Cormac Kehoe
A Memorable Meal by John Banville
A Hackney Story by Max Daly
War Games by Jake Warren
A Long Stretch by Anonymous
Something in the Water by Fiona Mozley
If You Can’t Beauchamp, Join Them by Margaret Mitchell
A Pint of Plane by Jimmy McIntosh
A Haunting in Shoreditch by Jordan Michelman
Bib Brother by Joe Bishop
End of a Sentence by Anonymous
The Princess and the Pitta by Róisín Lanigan
The White Whale by Orlando Whitfield
West End Confidential by Clive Martin
Among the Russians by Camilla Bell-Davies
Sling Voters by Bron Maher
Two Eds are Better than One by Ed Cumming
Bread and Circuses by The Fence
Something to Tell You by Sachin Kureishi
The Drugs Don’t Work by Margaret McCartney
A Cozzer Snout by Francisco Garcia
Absolutely Buzzing by Thomas Gorton
The Kid Stays out of the Picture by Anonymous
Burning with Pleasure by Sophie Elmhirst
Giving it the Big One by Clive Martin
Failure to Turn by Geoff Dyer
Kaiser Wilhelm’s Folly by Eve Webster
When One Grows Tired of Cyberdog by Clive Martin
Lunch for The Fence by Ed Cumming
You’re the One, Ellie Roebuck by Rosie Hewitson
Ghost ‘n’ the Machine by Fiona Mozley
Catman Scoop by Robbie Armstrong
Dog Day Afternoon by Hussein Kesvani
Looking for Bagley’s by Jimmy McIntosh
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The Show Must Go On by Isobel Thompson
Twenty out of Twenty by Joe Bishop
The Fuck Tree by Bron Maher
Against Nature by Joe Zadeh
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Oliver Reed’s Big Night Out by Jimmy McIntosh
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Salt Over Your Shoulder by Sarah Haque
The Enfield Blazers by Jade Angeles Fitton
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Posillipo Nights by Francisco Garcia
Laugh Like you Used to by Clive Martin
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At His Majesty’s Pleasure by Jimmy McIntosh
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A Postcard from Vesuvius by Danielle Thom
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Shiny Happy People by Róisín Lanigan
Lifestyles of the Professionally Jaded by Kieran Morris
Where the River Joins the Water by Jimmy McIntosh
Restart My Fire by Jack Beaumont
Columba Palumbus, Living Amongst Us by Grace Linden
Standing on the Pipes by William Vandyck
Shreds of Approval by Misti Traya
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Mr Blobby Has a Cold by Tom Nicholson
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Empty Orchestra

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The Knife

A thumb-biter of a tale.
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Failure to Turn

The majordomo of literary non-fiction meditates upon his mortality, his ear hair, and his complicated feelings toward the oeuvre of Luca Guadagnino.
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Elder States, Man

To spend your life online is to live at one remove from reality – stand back too far, and you might find the years speeding by before your eyes.
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The Chic Young Divorcée

Making a swift 180 down the aisle.
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Lost in the Woods

Guy Shrubsole’s schemes have the potential to unleash havoc in the British countryside.
Richard Woodall

The View from Mount Olympus

2012’s Summer Olympics were a harbinger of the dreadful decade to come.
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At the Altar of Capital

How the Conservative Party lost their religion to the pull of the market.
Richard Smyth

The State of Nature

A classic treatise against men writing about the natural world.
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FBPE Fantasia

Unpicking the last four years of Remaniac delusions.
Joe Kennedy

Herdmindedness

Do good novelists have to write good novels?
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Getting the Band Back Together

In my fortieth year I was going to be in a band. And I was going to be unfuckable.
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A Memorable Meal

Novelist John Banville once went for lunch in an Umbrian tavern. He's remembered it for the past fifty years. He recounts it for us now.
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Bib Brother

The Michelin Guide is arcane, self-serious and totally nonsensical. Even the chefs themselves can't workout the star system. And yet, we can't bear to break away from it.
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The Princess and the Pitta

Truly the people’s café.
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If You Can’t Beauchamp, Join Them

Learning the secret of eternal life from a Kensington pizzeria owner, Ciro Orsini, who at the age of 75, still dresses like a biker – and who still has an eye for the ladies.
Ian Trueger

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A particular central London restaurant has enjoyed an offally good time over the past few years, wouldn't you agree?
Charlotte Ivers

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Tom Baker was a hard-drinking, fine-dining legend whose Soho sprees were captured in an infamous 1978 newspaper profile. 45 years later, a younger writer retraces his steps in a new, more sanitised era.
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At Auntie’s Knee

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Around 30,0000 Russians fled to Serbia at the beginning of the Ukraine war. At a foggy banya in the middle of Belgrade, some of them tell us why.
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West End Confidential

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Something in the Water

Why do people drink their own piss?
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Giving it the Big One

In the heart of the east end of London, a memorial is held to Dave Courtney, the city's celebrity gangster. Clive Martin raises a glass to a legend.
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In the Shadow of St Paul’s

One of the most extraordinary investigations we've ever published, uncovering a torrid legacy of deceit, fraud and suicide at the heart of the Church of England.
Miranda Sawyer

Loving the Nineties

Who were the gatekeepers who made the country swing again? Travel back to 1992, and meet the DJs, producers and journalists who made Britpop a global juggernaut.
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The More They Feel, the More They Buy

Mad//fest, or Madfest for short, is an advertising and marketing conference where speakers declaim that 'brands are dead' or 'brands are God.'
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The White Whale

A failed art dealer recounts his dealings with one of the industry's trickiest and most enigmatic characters.
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Beach Bums

In France? Sure. In Italy? Why not. But in chilly Blighty? Surely nobody could stand it. Some can. We uncover the naked truth behind Britain’s nudist beaches and their stern, shrivelled patrons.
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Who Louis Should’ve Met

Rather than the worthy docs about mental health and alcoholism, here are the programmes that Monsieur Theroux should have seen through: the weekends away with the freaks, bad hats and oddballs that used…
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Life of Reilly

In the heart of Drogheda lives an Irish man on a peculiar crusade. We meet Tom Reilly, a historian hellbent on clearing the name of Oliver Cromwell.
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Jini van Rooijen is an OnlyFans model and a member of the experimental Dutch art collective KIRAC. She also honeypotted Michel Houellebecq, the world's horniest author.
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Bread and Circuses

There are a lot of industry parties in London. Not all of them are good. We ranked them in all the key metrics (professional advancement, fun, chat, narcotics, horniness).
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The Fence presents the Carbuncle Cup, crowning what we believe to be the very worst new building in Britain to be opened since 31 August 2018, the last time the award was handed out.
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Nature’s Cruellest Mistake

Take even a cursory glance at the natural world and very soon you will find all sorts of creatures with ridiculously outsized capabilities to slay the planet’s one true custodian: us lot, humankind.
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